Okay, this is the opening of the article where I’m supposed to try and “razzle-dazzle” you with how great this really far out Twitter tool is; and how it’s supposed to rake in piles of cold-hard cash like a cash register on steroids, right?
Holy cow, do you really need that nonsense to get you to take a look at something that could make you money with Twitter?
Okay, if you’re still here reading this bit of wit, then you’re probably the kinda person I like to talk with.
So anyhow, here’s what I got and here’s what I’d like you to know about it…
Listen, what if you could:
- Schedule your Tweets in advance — Plan, set & forget!
- Schedule tweets and keep your Twitter stream ticking over with new tweets even when you’re not in front of your computer!
- Publish tweets when your international followers are online while you’re asleep!
- Track keywords on Twitter — Empower yourself and, your money making abilities!
- Set up alerts and track keywords in the public Twitter stream, and…
- Receive an email digest of the tweets that contain keywords you are tracking, your Twitter stream, plus your @replies!
- Save and reuse drafts — Save hours of typing!
- Send welcome DM’s to new followers on autopilot, and…
- Rotate several DM messages to new followers (Keep each DM fresh and unique!)
- Bit.ly URL shortening! (Track those clicks!)
- Follow those who follow you automatically!
- Unfollow those who unfollow you…automatically!
- Vet New Followers – 72 hour time-delay puts you in control of whom to follow, ignore, or block!
- Purge your DM Inbox — Keep it tidy!
- Personal status feed — Your own tweet engine!
- Unlimited Twitter accounts — No charge!
- Add and manage as many Twitter accounts as you want (No extra charge!)
Sound pretty good so far?
Ok this is important, listen…
The folks I grew up with here in Fort Worth, Texas (Yeah that’s right, I’m a Texan deal with it) know me as a no-nonsense type of guy who tells it like it is. This is important to me, and here’s why…
I’m not going to try and slip you a bunch of BS and tell you what I got is going to cure all your money problems. It just doesn’t work that way, at least not with me it doesn’t.
I’m also not going to try and use some sort of slick language to try and trick you into coughing up your hard-earned money, either. That’s just not the way I roll…
Fair enough?
Ok, what I will tell ya’ is that this nifty little Twitter tool does everything just as I described to you above. Cross my heart, swear to die or whatever…
So, if you can appreciate someone who spares you the BS and the razzle-dazzle, then you’ll really appreciate what you’re about to see next…
God bless you and yours and thanks for stopping by…
James
PS: Ok, here’s the PS where I’m supposed to tell you there’s only a “limited supply” of these nifty Twitter tools, and that you better hurry and get yours before they run out. Well, that would be lying cause they got plenty. And another thing, you can get one at no cost, really.
Check it out for yourself, kick the tires if you want, and see if you don’t get as excited as I did about this thing…
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interesting post, pretty much covered it all for me, bookmarked.
I really enjoyed reading this. Think I’m going to look through your other posts!
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